I said I wanted Thin Mints, and you said you knew a guy
You showed up with a boombox and stars in your eyes
Who knew cuddlin' on trampolines could be so reckless
We bonded over Black-Eyed Peas and complicated exes
Fell so deeply into it
It was all so innocent
Now I'm a homewrecker, I'm a slut
I got death threats fillin' up semi-trucks
Tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice
All because I liked—
I'm a hot topic on your tongue
I'm a rebound gettin' 'round, stealin' from the young
Tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice
All because I liked a boy
I'm not catastrophizin', everything's derailing
Was only tryna hold you close while your heart was failing
It's not internet illusions, just two kids going through it
You said I'm too late to be your first love, but I'll always be your favorite
Now I'm a homewrecker, I'm a slut
I got death threats fillin' up semi-trucks
Tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice
All because I liked—
I'm a hot topic on your tongue
I'm a rebound gettin' 'round, stealin' from the young
Tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice
All because I liked a boy
All because I liked a boy
Fell so deeply into it
It was all so innocent
Dating boys with exes
No, I wouldn't recommend it
I'm a homewrecker, I'm a slut
I got death threats fillin' up semi-trucks
Tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice
All because I liked a boy
And all of this for what?
When everything went down, we'd already broken up
Please tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice
All because I liked a boy
A boy
A boy
All because I liked a boy
I said I wanted Thin Mints, and you said you knew a guy You showed up with a boombox and stars in your eyes Who knew cuddlin' on trampolines could be so reckless We bonded over Black-Eyed Peas and complicated exes Fell so deeply into it It was all so innocent Now I'm a homewrecker, I'm a slut I got death threats fillin' up semi-trucks Tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice All because I liked— I'm a hot topic on your tongue I'm a rebound gettin' 'round, stealin' from the young Tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice All because I liked a boy I'm not catastrophizin', everything's derailing Was only tryna hold you close while your heart was failing It's not internet illusions, just two kids going through it You said I'm too late to be your first love, but I'll always be your favorite Now I'm a homewrecker, I'm a slut I got death threats fillin' up semi-trucks Tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice All because I liked— I'm a hot topic on your tongue I'm a rebound gettin' 'round, stealin' from the young Tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice All because I liked a boy All because I liked a boy Fell so deeply into it It was all so innocent Dating boys with exes No, I wouldn't recommend it I'm a homewrecker, I'm a slut I got death threats fillin' up semi-trucks Tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice All because I liked a boy And all of this for what? When everything went down, we'd already broken up Please tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice All because I liked a boy A boy A boy All because I liked a boy