It's been a real long 335 days
And the last time, it wasn't good anyway
I'm so lonely, lonely with a capital H
If you know what I mean
I've been sitting on the washing machine
Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed
Ain't nobody's boots under my bed
Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive
For a late night call for a real good time
Ain't no new notches on my belt
And I'm tired of keeping my hands to myself
911, it's officially a cry for help
Y'all, I'm going through a dry spell, yep
So tell me
What's a self-respecting girl to do?
I got the bacon, and no one to bring it home to
It's a drought out here, waiting on a storm
I think it's time for
Me to take the bull by the horns
Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed
Ain't nobody's boots under my bed
Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive
For a late night call for a real good time
Ain't no new notches on my belt
And I'm tired of keeping my hands to myself
911, it's officially a cry for help
Y'all, I'm going through a dry spell, yep
Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed
Ain't nobody's boots under my bed
Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive
For a late night call for a real good time
Ain't nobody to roll with in the hay
And nobody but the chickens are getting laid
911, it's officially a cry for help
Y'all, I'm going through a dry spell, yep
It's been a real long 335 days And the last time, it wasn't good anyway I'm so lonely, lonely with a capital H If you know what I mean I've been sitting on the washing machine Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed Ain't nobody's boots under my bed Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive For a late night call for a real good time Ain't no new notches on my belt And I'm tired of keeping my hands to myself 911, it's officially a cry for help Y'all, I'm going through a dry spell, yep So tell me What's a self-respecting girl to do? I got the bacon, and no one to bring it home to It's a drought out here, waiting on a storm I think it's time for Me to take the bull by the horns Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed Ain't nobody's boots under my bed Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive For a late night call for a real good time Ain't no new notches on my belt And I'm tired of keeping my hands to myself 911, it's officially a cry for help Y'all, I'm going through a dry spell, yep Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed Ain't nobody's boots under my bed Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive For a late night call for a real good time Ain't nobody to roll with in the hay And nobody but the chickens are getting laid 911, it's officially a cry for help Y'all, I'm going through a dry spell, yep