Lyrics
Today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doin' anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
Nah, I'll be loungin' on the couch just chillin' in my Snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the freakin' man
Oh, yes, I said it
I said it, I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doin' anything
Nothing at all
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo
Nothing at all
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo
Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl
Have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out, this is great
Yeah, I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry, Pops, you'll just have to wait
Oh-oh-oh
Yes, I said it
I said it, I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't goin' anywhere
No-no-no-no
No-no-no-no-no, oh
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah
Oh
Today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear, I'm not doin' anything
Nothing at all
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo
Nothing at all
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo
Nothing at all