Lyrics
Think As You Drunk
"Think As You Drunk" is a song by Riley Green. It was released on Oct 9, 2026. 9Lyrics shows its lyrics line by line in time with the music, so you can follow along as the song plays. Use the player to hear the track or browse more songs by Riley Green.
Lyrics
(One, two, a one, two)
Just who the hell do you think you are?
I pay the light bill in this bar
Hey, what you mean you're gonna cut me off?
Just shut up and give me that beer I bought
I got no idea who took my keys
Or who put this lipstick on my cheek
I know I might come off whiskey-bent
You're probably thinkin' I'm three sheets to the wind
But I ain't as think as you drunk I am
Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed-up cans
No, I can't say my CBAs
But I can sing you every song that jukebox plays
And I know I can't stand or sit
But if I was hammered, could I dance like this?
Might have a cold one in each hand
But I ain't as think as you drunk I am
Honey, to be honest, I had me a few
And I mighta danced with a cowgirl or two
I might left my left boot at the bar
You mighta seen me layin' out in the yard
But I ain't as think as you drunk I am
Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed-up cans
No, I can't say my CBAs
But I can sing you every song that jukebox plays
And I know I can't stand or sit
But if I was hammered, could I dance like this?
Might have a cold one in each hand
But I ain't as think as you drunk I am
Well, I mighta started drinkin' at noon
But this honky tonk don't close 'til 2
And I ain't as think as you drunk I am
Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed-up cans
No, I can't say my CBAs
But I can sing you every song that jukebox plays
And I know I can't stand for shit
But if I was wasted, could I dance like this?
Might have a cold one in each hand
But I ain't as think as you drunk I am
Might have a cold one in all three hands
But I ain't as think as you drunk I am
May not be good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was